materiathief | 9 Materia ஃ Voice / Action

I swear I'm going to murder someone today!

[And it sounds like she means it. But for now that's all she says, mostly from how she's come back from a mallynap.

Today there is one Yuffie, hanging by her shirt, crossing her arms to keep her arms pulling her shirt down. As to what she's hanging by, it is of course her shuriken. Another reason why she's not moving, or trying to move too much. The thing could slice right through her shirt. And what is the shuriken hanging from? Well, it's neatly set into a tree, quite high up too.

Now normally, Yuffie would have absolutely no trouble with something like this, but with her problem, she can't even reach for a branch or two to hang on to to see if she could slide away from the sharp object. Even trying with one hand earns no result. Usually she can do lift herself up on one hand easily, but right now, her hand just keeps slipping.

If this keeps up for too long, she'll just wait 'till someone spots her, or it's night time, and will have no problem hiding after slipping from the shuriken.

Either way, this ninja is pissed.

ooc: Kidnapped because of me being gone for half a month, and she can't stay quiet for that long.]

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"Most go to the same place in mine. Those who are very strong however can change the world."

"Makes sense."

In her world, just very random people can manage to save the world.

She nods a little then looks back at the town.

"Do you need any help getting back to town? While this place is quiet now, many of the people there are.... Confused after the lie that was forced upon them."

I would if I could. But I'll resist the urge to tease you, all the same.

"I doubt any of them are dangerous."

Though Yuffie will try and grab her shuriken so that they can go...only to have it not move, and a ninja looking completely surprised.

"...I can't pick up my weapon!"

Teasing a pissed off ninja very nice.

Hey, you shouldn't be angry with me. All I did was offer to help you. Without teasing.

Well it's hard NOT to be annoyed when you're in this type of situation.

I think they have medicine to help with that kind of urge.

...Thanks for the notice, anyway.

[ also sarcastic. ]

[You can feel her lineface now.]

There's medicine that makes you not wanna kill someone?

Xanax, isn't it? Or Prozac? Some "-zax" or "-zac."

Never heard of medicine like that.

Yeah, I have a suspicion it might be hard to come by around here too.

...I guess there's always talk therapy. What's stirring the murderous desires today?

Oh, just the point that I'm stuck up in a tree, hanging from my shuriken, and the only thing keeping me off the ground is my shirt which is how I'm attached to the shuriken.

Well, it sounds like if you're removed from an environment which triggers those desires, you might be able to suppress them.

...Need a hand?

['Although this talk of shuriken scares me a little, honestly.']

I'll still want to kill the malnosso.

A hand would be nice. It's not like I can do much else until night.

Until night? Why then?

[he bustles around a little.]

And where is this tree? I'll bring a ladder or something.

Because that's the only time I would feel okay running home in a shirt without a back on it.

Close to the village, and near the stream.

...I see. ['I don't entirely. But whatever.']

Well, I guess I'll bring a towel too.

['And finally, a reason to at least exit the house, after all the craziness of the past little while and then the boredom before that.']

Is that close north, close south, or close west?

A random shirt would be nicer.

[She doesn't even care if it's a guys shirt. Just as long as she doesn't have to walk around making sure nothing falls off.]

West.

Okay, sure, a random shirt.

['Man, did I just sign myself up for some menial labor? Oh, well... Beats "nothing."'

He'll head out in that direction, which isn't too far from CR 5 where he lives.]

Thank you.

[Yuffie will just wait it out. She's honestly got nothing better to do than hang around.]

[Well, he comes trudging up fifteen minutes later or so, with an awkward-length ladder and a folded white t-shirt with a picture of a cat on it.

'Look, I just take what's around.'

It's not so hard to spot the one person dangling from a tree. The ladder is definitely not tall enough to do anything.

'Waste of time, really. Probably should've checked that first.

...Although it's kind of funny anyway, at least.']

Hey, Damocles-san.

...How's it hanging?

[Oh, she's giving that cat shirt and him a weird look.

And don't you dare smile at her uncomfortable-ness.]

The name's Yuffie. And the hanging is getting a little to uncomfortable.

[She will hold out a hand for catching that shirt]

Throw it. I'll land just fine.

['...Look, it was a present.']

Throw it?

['Well, I guess that's a stupid question. It's clear enough what she means. Let this not be on my head if it fails miserably.']

Uh, okay.

[And he dutifully tosses it up in her general direction.]

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