materiathief | 9 Materia ஃ Voice / Action

I swear I'm going to murder someone today!

[And it sounds like she means it. But for now that's all she says, mostly from how she's come back from a mallynap.

Today there is one Yuffie, hanging by her shirt, crossing her arms to keep her arms pulling her shirt down. As to what she's hanging by, it is of course her shuriken. Another reason why she's not moving, or trying to move too much. The thing could slice right through her shirt. And what is the shuriken hanging from? Well, it's neatly set into a tree, quite high up too.

Now normally, Yuffie would have absolutely no trouble with something like this, but with her problem, she can't even reach for a branch or two to hang on to to see if she could slide away from the sharp object. Even trying with one hand earns no result. Usually she can do lift herself up on one hand easily, but right now, her hand just keeps slipping.

If this keeps up for too long, she'll just wait 'till someone spots her, or it's night time, and will have no problem hiding after slipping from the shuriken.

Either way, this ninja is pissed.

ooc: Kidnapped because of me being gone for half a month, and she can't stay quiet for that long.]

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Well it's hard NOT to be annoyed when you're in this type of situation.

So you take it out on your friend? Your friend who can't walk? [Totally fake teasing, by the way.]

[Yuffie just drops her head down. That's evil.]

Not what I meant to do.

[She laughs]

It's alright, I'm teasing you now.

It's rude to tease someone that's mad!

I think you'll manage. My girlfriend is coming to help you, after all.

[Her tone changes, more serious]

How long were you gone? With...everything that happened, I lost track of you.

I'll still be mad at the Malnosso though.

Uhm...a few weeks? It felt like forever.

You should be. They're monsters [She shakes her head] Though I did kill one of them, recently. Or...someone who was one of them, anyway. That's what you missed. A renegade attacked our enclosure and re-wrote our memories. Honestly, I think you got lucky.

Really? That sounds a lot more interesting.

[The Malnosso don't give you board games.]

Would you like suddenly having a whole new family? And then having them taken away? It was more of the same, dear. Only, it was dressed up in a rather dull town motif. I...honestly thought my job was to be an accountant.

Having a different family sounds nice, but the rest, not so much.

Exactly. I'd say you missed out, but I'd be lying. But you'd have made an adorable sibling.

Maybe. Might not make the nicest sibling though.

Not with your temper. But at least you're not blind this time, ne?

True...but I don't know what they did to me yet.

Time reveals all things, you know. You don't sound any different. You don't look any different. Your senses are intact. I mean, I suppose they could've turned your insides around? Have you noticed anything odd?