Alright, let’s count the ways that make this day suck.
I’m in a forest I’m pretty sure isn’t one that I’ve ever seen before, and I’ve seen all of them. I am now wearing a dress. A dress of all things! And a plain white one too, and the jerks that did this didn’t even have the courtesy to give me shoes. I have no materia, I don’t even have my weapon, and FINALLY I have a nice set of painful wings attached to my back!
To my count, that’s six, and this type of situation can only mean two things. Either I was kidnapped, again, or somehow Reeve set this up, and thought it would be funny.
WELL IT’S NOT! When I found out just what’s going on, you better believe I’m going to kick someone’s ass. And don’t think I’ll go easy on you just because you put me in this dress!
It’ll hurt even worse! Count on it!
Third Person:
Waking up had never been a problem for Yuffie. On any normal day she could bounce right out of bed, and get started. After a hard day she would normally like to sleep in a few extra minutes, but on any morning it was never a hard thing to get up, except for today. Moments after waking up, it was all she could do to even open her eyes a bit, and get her head focused. She knocked the back of her head on the ground a few times to try and shake the feeling, but the only thing that managed to do was make the back of her head hurt, which made even less sense. Hitting the back of her head on a pillow wouldn’t normally do anything but make a poof sound, but it felt like she was hitting her head on the ground…
Then it started to make sense. While trying to shake off the lasting sleepiness, she started feeling the ground around her. It felt like grass. Now, while it would’ve been possible that she fell out of bed in the middle of the night, she was fairly certain that she had never gotten up in the middle of the night, walked outside, and made herself comfortable on the ground. Finally after shaking off the last bit of sleepiness, she sat up, rubbing her eyes before looking around, only to find herself quite outside. Outside in a forest at that, and a forest that really just didn’t feel familiar at all. She took quite some time looking around before she finally noticed that something else was quite off. Not only was she no longer in any clothes she could recognize, she was in a white dress that she knew was not hers.
Quickly realizing that everything wrong was just too much at once, she jumped to her feet, frantically trying to find anything that was hers…but nothing. Nothing at all actually. There was absolutely nothing but things normally found in the forest around her.
Every single thing was gone! How the hell did she sleep through something like that? Even if she was drugged, it was hard to believe she would sleep through getting pulled out of bed, getting redressed, and getting wings firmly attached to her back-
Wait…
“OH GOD!! I look like some kind of ShinRa SOLDIER freak! GET THEM OFF!!”
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First Person:
Alright, let’s count the ways that make this day suck.
I’m in a forest I’m pretty sure isn’t one that I’ve ever seen before, and I’ve seen all of them. I am now wearing a dress. A dress of all things! And a plain white one too, and the jerks that did this didn’t even have the courtesy to give me shoes. I have no materia, I don’t even have my weapon, and FINALLY I have a nice set of painful wings attached to my back!
To my count, that’s six, and this type of situation can only mean two things. Either I was kidnapped, again, or somehow Reeve set this up, and thought it would be funny.
WELL IT’S NOT! When I found out just what’s going on, you better believe I’m going to kick someone’s ass. And don’t think I’ll go easy on you just because you put me in this dress!
It’ll hurt even worse! Count on it!
Third Person:
Waking up had never been a problem for Yuffie. On any normal day she could bounce right out of bed, and get started. After a hard day she would normally like to sleep in a few extra minutes, but on any morning it was never a hard thing to get up, except for today. Moments after waking up, it was all she could do to even open her eyes a bit, and get her head focused. She knocked the back of her head on the ground a few times to try and shake the feeling, but the only thing that managed to do was make the back of her head hurt, which made even less sense. Hitting the back of her head on a pillow wouldn’t normally do anything but make a poof sound, but it felt like she was hitting her head on the ground…
Then it started to make sense. While trying to shake off the lasting sleepiness, she started feeling the ground around her. It felt like grass. Now, while it would’ve been possible that she fell out of bed in the middle of the night, she was fairly certain that she had never gotten up in the middle of the night, walked outside, and made herself comfortable on the ground. Finally after shaking off the last bit of sleepiness, she sat up, rubbing her eyes before looking around, only to find herself quite outside. Outside in a forest at that, and a forest that really just didn’t feel familiar at all. She took quite some time looking around before she finally noticed that something else was quite off.
Not only was she no longer in any clothes she could recognize, she was in a white dress that she knew was not hers.
Quickly realizing that everything wrong was just too much at once, she jumped to her feet, frantically trying to find anything that was hers…but nothing. Nothing at all actually. There was absolutely nothing but things normally found in the forest around her.
Every single thing was gone! How the hell did she sleep through something like that? Even if she was drugged, it was hard to believe she would sleep through getting pulled out of bed, getting redressed, and getting wings firmly attached to her back-
Wait…
“OH GOD!! I look like some kind of ShinRa SOLDIER freak! GET THEM OFF!!”