The Great Ninja Yuffie Kisaragi (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
materiathief) wrote2013-08-19 11:09 pm
materiathief) wrote2013-08-19 11:09 pm
9 Materia ஃ Voice / Action
I swear I'm going to murder someone today!
[And it sounds like she means it. But for now that's all she says, mostly from how she's come back from a mallynap.
Today there is one Yuffie, hanging by her shirt, crossing her arms to keep her arms pulling her shirt down. As to what she's hanging by, it is of course her shuriken. Another reason why she's not moving, or trying to move too much. The thing could slice right through her shirt. And what is the shuriken hanging from? Well, it's neatly set into a tree, quite high up too.
Now normally, Yuffie would have absolutely no trouble with something like this, but with her problem, she can't even reach for a branch or two to hang on to to see if she could slide away from the sharp object. Even trying with one hand earns no result. Usually she can do lift herself up on one hand easily, but right now, her hand just keeps slipping.
If this keeps up for too long, she'll just wait 'till someone spots her, or it's night time, and will have no problem hiding after slipping from the shuriken.
Either way, this ninja is pissed.
ooc: Kidnapped because of me being gone for half a month, and she can't stay quiet for that long.]
[And it sounds like she means it. But for now that's all she says, mostly from how she's come back from a mallynap.
Today there is one Yuffie, hanging by her shirt, crossing her arms to keep her arms pulling her shirt down. As to what she's hanging by, it is of course her shuriken. Another reason why she's not moving, or trying to move too much. The thing could slice right through her shirt. And what is the shuriken hanging from? Well, it's neatly set into a tree, quite high up too.
Now normally, Yuffie would have absolutely no trouble with something like this, but with her problem, she can't even reach for a branch or two to hang on to to see if she could slide away from the sharp object. Even trying with one hand earns no result. Usually she can do lift herself up on one hand easily, but right now, her hand just keeps slipping.
If this keeps up for too long, she'll just wait 'till someone spots her, or it's night time, and will have no problem hiding after slipping from the shuriken.
Either way, this ninja is pissed.
ooc: Kidnapped because of me being gone for half a month, and she can't stay quiet for that long.]
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...You must be pretty good to get out of it by yourself at all.
['Hell, even what she did was pretty impressive by my standards. Sure, she faceplanted, but she landed on her feet first.']
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I am! I guess I'm a bit off right now, but I'm the best ninja from my world.
[Still the only ninja...]
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['Best ninja. Well, that's something. Although...']
I think I've heard that from some others. Lots of best ninjas from worlds around here.
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[Since the only things she wears that isn't skin tight is her cloak..]
Yep, and they all live on the floor below me..and one of the teachers lives on the same floor as me, but I'm quite different from them.
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['Seems to me if you're suddenly having problems doing things you think you should be able to, you should either see a doctor or suspect the M.'s. But... I'm not gonna be the one to break the news.']
Well, okay. Different in what way?
['And do ninjas always congregate like fish? Isn't that some bad idea, according to some Internet ninja effectiveness rule?']
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[She needs no doctor. She has a heal materia back home.]
Just about every single way, except for some fighting skills.
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So they're just called the same thing, but they're really completely different breeds? Like, uh, killer whales and whales.
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I think it's just about different worlds.
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So, you were kidnapped and left to hang in a tree? ...Does that mean you missed the Shift?
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If it was within the last two weeks, then yup.
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...Anyway, the first part turned worse too. Turned out it was a Third Party cultist invasion or something of the sort.
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...But yeah, if you meet anyone with moderate to severe trauma inflicted recently, that's probably it.
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I'll remember that.
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['Wait, am I sounding like a depressive?']
At least it keeps us busy. Keeps our psychiatrists in work.
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Yup. A bit to dramatic here sometimes though.
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So, how long have you been not boring our hosts?
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...How long I've been here? Almost a year.
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[As they start to approach the village limits, he gestures around.]
But if you've been here a year, I guess you're used to all that and the rudeness too.
['Although how old are you? You seem pretty young for a really pro ninja... Or do they begin training at 5 years, sleeping beside their katanas and rising every morning at 4:30 to haul water from the river?
I may have watched a few too many movies.']
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[She knows about the thing between ninjas and pirates. But oh good, almost to the village. She'll get to take this kitty shirt off soon-ish.]
Mostly. My world is kind of odd too, so it wasn't too hard to get used to this place.
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['...Well, Nami-san was okay, right? But Sparrow brings down the average... Just for confusing the hell out of me. Moving along!']
That's a little funny to hear. I always figured people thought their own world was what was normal.
['Then again, me saying so is ignoring about fifty lessons from my world.']
What's your ninja definition of odd?
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