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The Great Ninja Yuffie Kisaragi ([personal profile] materiathief) wrote2013-08-19 11:09 pm

9 Materia ஃ Voice / Action

I swear I'm going to murder someone today!


[And it sounds like she means it. But for now that's all she says, mostly from how she's come back from a mallynap.

Today there is one Yuffie, hanging by her shirt, crossing her arms to keep her arms pulling her shirt down. As to what she's hanging by, it is of course  her shuriken. Another reason why she's not moving, or trying to move too much. The thing could slice right through her shirt. And what is the shuriken hanging from? Well, it's neatly set into a tree, quite high up too.

Now normally, Yuffie would have absolutely no trouble with something like this, but with her problem, she can't even reach for a branch or two to hang on to to see if she could slide away from the sharp object. Even trying with one hand earns no result. Usually she can do lift herself up on one hand easily, but right now, her hand just keeps slipping.

If this keeps up for too long, she'll just wait 'till someone spots her, or it's night time, and will have no problem hiding after slipping from the shuriken.

Either way, this ninja is pissed.



ooc: Kidnapped because of me being gone for half a month, and she can't stay quiet for that long.]


menial: (take it if one must ^)

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[personal profile] menial 2013-08-25 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
...Well, you might've lucked out, tree-hanging and all.
menial: (no more than usual)

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[personal profile] menial 2013-08-25 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well, most everyone lost their memories and lived in new family groups, and some of us got sent to an asylum.
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[personal profile] menial 2013-08-25 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
The usual, you know. Shock therapy. Corrective actions. Luckily, it was only a few days.

...Anyway, the first part turned worse too. Turned out it was a Third Party cultist invasion or something of the sort.
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[personal profile] menial 2013-08-25 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
They've had plenty of time to become experts on the subject.

...But yeah, if you meet anyone with moderate to severe trauma inflicted recently, that's probably it.
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[personal profile] menial 2013-08-25 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Maybe. [sigh.] But life goes on here. On and on.

['Wait, am I sounding like a depressive?']

At least it keeps us busy. Keeps our psychiatrists in work.
menial: (could be ^)

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[personal profile] menial 2013-08-25 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah, I did just find a ninja dangling from a tree. Dramatic sounds about right.

So, how long have you been not boring our hosts?
menial: (hands in pockets ^)

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[personal profile] menial 2013-08-25 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, rude for you. For me, it was kind of dramatic. At least before coming here, I didn't trip across a ninja every day. It's still pretty cool.

[As they start to approach the village limits, he gestures around.]

But if you've been here a year, I guess you're used to all that and the rudeness too.

['Although how old are you? You seem pretty young for a really pro ninja... Or do they begin training at 5 years, sleeping beside their katanas and rising every morning at 4:30 to haul water from the river?

I may have watched a few too many movies.'
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[personal profile] menial 2013-08-25 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Certainly cooler than the pirates I've met so far.

['...Well, Nami-san was okay, right? But Sparrow brings down the average... Just for confusing the hell out of me. Moving along!']

That's a little funny to hear. I always figured people thought their own world was what was normal.

['Then again, me saying so is ignoring about fifty lessons from my world.']

What's your ninja definition of odd?
menial: (could be ^)

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[personal profile] menial 2013-08-26 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'll just mentally erase that part. The drop from up there is what I'll strive to remember.

['And the topless part, but that's not really something you strive to remember... Not if you're trying to be decent anyway.']

So you're from one of those more adventure-y worlds, I guess. Most of the people around here who do things like fight are, though. I'm just a high school student at home, so I guess it's got to be somewhat 'ordinary.' Even if it's only for other people.

['Although I have my share of supposed-to-be-dead adversaries...']
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[personal profile] menial 2013-08-27 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you still made it eight meters or whatever without breaking anything. That's something, right?

... Yeah, I guess "ordinary" is a label long since gone by. ['In more ways than one.']

This world isn't so far from being full of monsters, though. Maybe it's more ordinary than having an 'ordinary' world.
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[personal profile] menial 2013-08-29 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I could fall a few feet and it wouldn't hurt me too bad.

[He thinks about that for a second.]

You like fighting threatening things? Pretty daredevil. Tried the missions and so on?
menial: (* this far and no further)

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[personal profile] menial 2013-09-02 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, honestly, I don't know. I've never practiced falling, and the only time I fell ten stories, something caught me.

... I think your world sounds a little rough for me.

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