materiathief | 9 Materia ஃ Voice / Action

I swear I'm going to murder someone today!

[And it sounds like she means it. But for now that's all she says, mostly from how she's come back from a mallynap.

Today there is one Yuffie, hanging by her shirt, crossing her arms to keep her arms pulling her shirt down. As to what she's hanging by, it is of course her shuriken. Another reason why she's not moving, or trying to move too much. The thing could slice right through her shirt. And what is the shuriken hanging from? Well, it's neatly set into a tree, quite high up too.

Now normally, Yuffie would have absolutely no trouble with something like this, but with her problem, she can't even reach for a branch or two to hang on to to see if she could slide away from the sharp object. Even trying with one hand earns no result. Usually she can do lift herself up on one hand easily, but right now, her hand just keeps slipping.

If this keeps up for too long, she'll just wait 'till someone spots her, or it's night time, and will have no problem hiding after slipping from the shuriken.

Either way, this ninja is pissed.

ooc: Kidnapped because of me being gone for half a month, and she can't stay quiet for that long.]

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Certainly cooler than the pirates I've met so far.

['...Well, Nami-san was okay, right? But Sparrow brings down the average... Just for confusing the hell out of me. Moving along!']

That's a little funny to hear. I always figured people thought their own world was what was normal.

['Then again, me saying so is ignoring about fifty lessons from my world.']

What's your ninja definition of odd?

Sorry I ruined the coolness by landing on my face.

[And currently by wearing a kitty shirt...]

Well, if my world was normal, then it'd be really boring.

My definition of odd? Chasing a supposed to be dead guy around the world is a pretty strange experience.

Well, I'll just mentally erase that part. The drop from up there is what I'll strive to remember.

['And the topless part, but that's not really something you strive to remember... Not if you're trying to be decent anyway.']

So you're from one of those more adventure-y worlds, I guess. Most of the people around here who do things like fight are, though. I'm just a high school student at home, so I guess it's got to be somewhat 'ordinary.' Even if it's only for other people.

['Although I have my share of supposed-to-be-dead adversaries...']

...Why? I slipped.

[That's a rude thing to strive to remember. And he didn't see anything important!]

Yeah, a world full of monsters. And you can't say your ordinary here anymore, with everything that happens here.

Well, you still made it eight meters or whatever without breaking anything. That's something, right?

... Yeah, I guess "ordinary" is a label long since gone by. ['In more ways than one.']

This world isn't so far from being full of monsters, though. Maybe it's more ordinary than having an 'ordinary' world.

I can fall a few stories and it wouldn't hurt me too bad.

[All she does is whine until someone asks if she's okay.]

Maybe...I kinda miss the monsters. Nothing really threatning to fight.

Well, I could fall a few feet and it wouldn't hurt me too bad.

[He thinks about that for a second.]

You like fighting threatening things? Pretty daredevil. Tried the missions and so on?

Only a few feet?

[She would be dead if that was her case.]

Not really a daredevil. In my world, you have to know how to fight if you want to leave a town. And yes, missions keep me sane here.

Well, honestly, I don't know. I've never practiced falling, and the only time I fell ten stories, something caught me.

... I think your world sounds a little rough for me.

Makes sense. Most people might die from a fall like that. [She is practiced in the art of falling...]

It is pretty dangerous. Not many people leave their town, or learn how to fight. Which is why I'm teaching the kids where I live.

Teaching kids how to fight. Guess it's a net positive in that kind of world. Or this one.

[He sighs.]

Honestly, I feel like I've said this a dozen times over the last year. But it doesn't change or anything, so...

Kids should learn to fight in any world. It would make things a whole lot easier.

... Uh, yeah, I guess so.

['Frankly, I don't think more bullying is what we need... Then again, maybe that would stop it? No, kids just grow up at different rates. What does this have to do with this, anyway?']

What kind of things?

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