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2 Materia ஃ Voice / Action

So it's official. You know you're bored out of your mind when you start talking to a book to look for entertainment. It almost makes you sound like a loony person.

So I've been here a week, and...nothing. I have a normal, boring life!! I thought interesting things were supposed to happen here, but all I've done is find a place to live, and listened to a book. I'M GOING CRAZY!

...I guess two things here have me wondering...Can someone here tell me how 7th Heaven was named? There's a bar back home named that, and in a place like this, I'm gonna guess that it's not a coincidence. Was a girl named Tifa here at some point?

Next, I actually found materia! Three of 'em! So now I know Vincent wasn't looking for them. BUT if you see a big tree with a good sized hole going right through it, just thought I should tell you that was my bad. The tree seems okay though...there's still leaves on it...

Now what are you supposed to say when that's all you gotta say on this thing? That's all? The end? Over and out?

I like over and out! Let's go with that!

[So after Yuffie's ramblings over the journals, it's not hard to spot the ninja running around the village. She's decided to go on her own made up mission. And what kind of mission might that be you ask? Well...there's no organization to it at all, she's just looking for someone fun to talk to, or mess with.

How? Well she's gotten bored enough to tie a materia to some invisible string, and dangle it from a tree she's sorta hiding in. (You won't see her unless you're looking) Now what will you do with this random shiny thing floating in mid-air, hm? It's oh so very tempting.

If that yeilds boring results, later in the day there is a ninja stalking you. You might just be getting some food, taking a walk in the woods, or even in your house. But wherever you are, there just migtht be a ninja watching you, and if you're good enough, you might just spot her. She's curious as to why no one else is going stir crazy like her, and is only watching to see what others do for fun. It's not for any creepy sort of reason, really!]

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[No dice, Yuffie. Right before her feet come in for a stomp, Saori skips back and leaps up with her fist leading in an uppercut aimed squarely at her stomach.]

[No fun! Yuffie will make a twist in the air as she comes down to avoid that punch, and going down to her knees as she lands to try a spin kick to knock her down.]

[Well, Yuffie's foot goes wide as Saori is still in midair when it comes. She can jump high too, you know!

Saori rolls to the ground a few feet away, catching herself on her heels and pivoting into an almost drunken looking charge, swaying from side to side. When she closes the distance a hand swings out in a heavy-handed slap, the force behind it enough to send the girl flying...]

Edited 2012-09-20 06:00 (UTC)

[She just got SLAPPED!

That's enough to make Yuffie go flying, pretty stunned. She has just enough sense in her to land on her feet, sliding along the ground for a few more feet.]

Ow! [What else can one say to getting slapped?

Oh!

[She drops out of the drunken, swaying stance and runs over, alarmed. It wasn't meant to hit that hard...but it was a pretty basic move in the form she'd used.]

I'm sorry! Are you alright?!

[And as soon as Saori gets to close, Yuffie goes for a nice solid punch to her stomach.

She'll be sorry about that trick later.]

Yep, but that'll leave a mark!

[Saori accepts the blow, half expecting it, only this time Yuffie's fist meets resistance, the gods supernatural resilience absorbing the blow for the first time. It stung and she felt it, but it wouldn't leave a mark.]

No, it won't leave a mark on you. [She runs her hand along the ninja girls arm, infusing her with a bit of energy. Not healing, just energy]

I didn't mean for it to hit that hard.

[Once again, not what she was expecting. Yuffie withdraws her hand, and kinda stares at it. Huh.]

It's fine. I've just never been slapped that hard before, but marks are fine. They're proof of a good fight.

Its...drunken boxing. Palms have a lot more force than fists do, if you know how to swing them.

[Saori sits down on her haunches, studying the girl]

That was exhilarating though. I certainly feel better. How about you?

You'll have to teach me that. I could have some fun with it.

[Yuffie just gives a curious look. She looks just fine. Though a bruise is hardly starting to become visible on her stomach and forarms. Her face shows no pain though. She's just pretty pleased!]

That was fun! A great way to spend some energy! Thanks.

I can do that, easily. Though...do you drink alcohol?

[An odd question but...important to that style]

I'm glad. I have had precious few people here willing to even attempt such a thing with me.

...Never really had a reason to try it.

[There's no real age limit in her world, but...there's just never been a reason.]

Well I can guess why, but fighting such a strong person is great, and a rush.

Then...we'll have to try that for you to really learn how to fight like that. It won't hurt you to try, but the style really needs it, at least at first.

[She giggles]

Its the same for me. Challenges are fun. When you have to hold back too much, its not fun. I didn't have to hold back everything with you, and that made it even more special.

So I have to get drunk to learn how to fight? Cool!

I have to admit, I didn't think you were that strong, but that made for a good fight, and more fun. And at least I know Vincent won't ask to many questions about the bruises. [Which she almost laughs at. She hasn't gotten bruised up in quite a while.]

For drunken boxing? Yes, most definitely. Until you learn how to move like that on your own.

And why would you think I wasn't very strong, Yuffie?

That should be the most entertaining way to learn how to fight, ever.

Well, not to be mean, but you look like one of those nice pretty girls that just never learned to fight.

Well, Yuffie I'm glad you think I'm pretty but remember that I'm hundreds of years old. I've had centuries of free time, and I had to learn to fight to keep myself and my friends safe. So...I devoted a lot of time to martial arts.

I had time to learn art and music too, but I've learned many, many ways to fight, with my fists and weapons too. And magic, but...that doesn't really count.

I...didn't really put the time into the idea...but now that you say it, it's more obvious.

Fighting was the only thing I really taught myself, so that's why I don't fight like a normal person.

Haha, well...you should know that this isn't even what I really look like. It's just the shape I wear for humans.

[She smiles warmly, encouragingly]

And you did a good job learning to fight. You're a formidable human, and you're only going to get stronger. Especially if I teach you new things.

...What do you really look like then?

Well I'm always looking for new ways to get stronger, and being taught by a god is a great way. Just wish I could teach you some things, to make it even.

Do you really, really want to know what I look like? Its...very strange to humans, I think.

[She laughs mysteriously]

And I'm sure there are tricks you know that I don't know. And I've never seen a weapon like yours. That's something.

Yeah...I've probably seen stranger.

...Really? It's a pretty common weapon for ninjas...though most of them are a lot smaller.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Saori's form contorts, and her body changes into something entirely different. A towering humanoid shape, nearly reaching ten feet in height looks down at the ninja girl. The figure is clothed in clouds, with oddly elongated arms and legs giving it a truly alien appearance. Eyes made of blue-white lightning peer out of a noseless face, meeting Yuffie's gaze proudly.

When she speaks, her tone is whispering thunder, a deep baritone.]

Well, I know what a shuriken is, but a big one? Thats new to me.

Edited 2012-09-21 19:16 (UTC)

...Whoa.

[That's on the pretty new side of strange, but not scary. Her looks says that it's kinda cool.

But there's no response.]

[The God-think smiles and shrinks back down into her human shell]

I told you it was strange.

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