The Great Ninja Yuffie Kisaragi

[On any normal day, it would be pretty hard to not hear Yuffie yelling straight into the journals...but today is everybody's lucky day. Today she is on mute...or one might think so until she punches the journal making it obvious that she is the only one on mute!

She doesn't do much after, besides making a good array of angry, and annoyed faces. Eventually she gives up and writes 'I'd rather be deaf'. If anything, she just wrote it for the Malnosso...because yelling doesn't seem to be working at the moment.


Not too much later she can be found in the village, still looking quite annoyed. Her clothes are dirty (and probably having a bad hair day), she looks like she hasn't slept in two weeks, but 5 minutes and she's found some candy. (And that only makes her world a little bit better.) Normally she would go just pass out, but it's hard for even an annoyed Yuffie to not notice the nicer weather. And anything is better than being locked ins ide for two weeks.]

[This morning has been has been a bit odd. This little ninja was not home in Wutai! She had been kidnapped! By who, she didn't know, because strangly enough, there were no guards at her door when she went to check, and she can't spot a single guard outside. So apparently they just suck at kidnapping Wutai's greatest ninja! She could find her way home no problem!

But just outside her door, she finds something.]

M-MATERIA!!! The kidnappers here are just idiots!

[So much materia (Really just more than she's ever seen) and there was nobody guarding it. It couldn't get anymore perfect than this! Well no, that's a bit of a lie. As she grabbed the two bracelets that held most of the materia, and they didn't quite fit, but that wouldn't stop her. Instead she put as much as she could in her pockets, and even a few in her hood. And finally using the book to hold up the last of it.

Now it was time to get out of here! She ran as fast as she could down the stairs, but once she got going she hit the door leading outside quite awkwardly, and ends up with materia everywhere.]

Stupid door! When I get back, you're going to be knocked down!

[And if you've ever seen a kid go for the candy that just flew out out of a pinata, that's exactly what this nine-year-old is doing.]

[Yuffie has been quite bored for some time now. With no one from her world to pick on talk to just about everything isn't as fun. She would give up some of her materia (the unimportant ones) to have someone from her world. Even a baddie would be great. She could finally ask someone to give her a better way to explain materia and...well, everything else on Gaia. Yuffie is just horrible at explaining how materia is made. All she ever cared about was obtaining it.

Now a Yuffie that has been pretty bored over some time has managed to figure something to do. Early this morning she set up a long line of balloons, leading to many different paths though town, or through the woods, and more importantly, within each path of balloons, there is one missing. A poof of color is in it's place! Why? Well, there's no obvious reason.

The balloons look completely innocent, innocent enough that it looks like they're just being held there like a string. That is, until they are touched, picked up, or moved in any sort of way, then they explode into a large cloud of color. (Be thankful it comes off pretty easily. Just gotta dust it off!) But it was still a pretty good poof.

But since she layed so many balloons down, Yuffie is always on the move. So she can be caught laughing quietly at the poofed person, or be found hopping from tree to tree. It's obvious she has energy to spare on a day like this.]



[Voice] Later in the day.

I know a lot of people use magic here, not including the spirits here, and there's one thing I've noticed that hasn't been asked. Or maybe it was and I wasn't paying attention, but still...Who here has magic from their home, and can teach people how to use it here? Even if that means wearing some kinda thing that let's you use it. Like I know mine can be used with or without a weapon!

If people are up for it, I think that could be one interesting day....hoping no one explodes...

[Yuffie is a very unhappy camper today. Today she went to check on a friend to see if he was still alive, but instead she found herself an empty place. Of course she could be sad he's gone, or happy he's back home, but Yuffie isn't the one to have normal reactions, instead the first thing the journal picks up is the sound of a kick, and not just any kind of kick. It's the kind of kick where it sounds more like it hurt the person than the wall. Especially with the loudest, longest scream of OOOOWWWW that she can manage.

Once she's finished hopping off the pain, she'll finally talk, but she sounds pretty peeved.]

Looks like I'm the only one left from my world, for the probably small amount of people that actually knew Vincent Valentine, he's gone...

Now what do I do?...He didn't even leave a note! I would've only expected a few words, but c'mon. He could've left something...

[No, she's not very happy he's gone. She really did like him around, so she keeps looking around just in case he hid something. Eventually she just gives it up, kicking the floor (with her non pained leg) and only noticing what it is before the thing flies out the window. Then it doesn't take long before Yuffies follows the object outside, jumping right through a window...from the fifth floor.]

[Yuffie is perhaps the most excited person around with all these new people arriving. It almost feels like a big city again, and she will not hesitate to strike up a conversation with anybody that comes by, that is, if the other person doesn't say hello first. Though just saying hi to new people all day isn't fun. Later she can be found up an evergreen tree, with a materia, on a stick. It's nice and shiny and almost impossible for anybody walking by to miss the pretty object.]

[Kohaku can be found people watching from sitting on the fountain. She was fairly certain that there weren't this many people here a few yesterday, so this is confusing her. Eventually though her curiousity will get the better of her, and she will start exploring along with the new wingless people that she doesn't know what to say to. She will try to hide her very fastest way by hiding behind the nearest big object so people won't think she's being rude by watching and following them. She is however, trying really, really hard to find anybody from her world.]

[This is all very awkward with Ion. Just before with not so many humans was bad enough, but now more so, and it's easy to say he's not having the best day possible.  Just to be outside, he has to wear a cloak and hood so the sun won't hit him, and walking around like that isn't very good for his sanity, since he always feels like someone is watching him....and he can't even be rude, because he can't risk a fight. Oh yes, this is a very bad day.]

[This is quite possibly the worst thing for Crona to walk out to in the morning. There was so many people. All of them he didn't know, or at least didn't see before he started to creep around every person that walks by, and will eventually make himself comfortable by a bridge, sitting at the edge of the water so he can't be seen unless someone looks straight down. He will, however, freak out if someone abnormal looking passes by.]

[Raenef is happy to see all these new people! And excited enough that maybe someone from his world has finally showed up! But he's not sure exactly how to do that without scaring people...which he decides is the best course of action. The demon lord will be teleporting all over town, possibly right in front of someone walking, and scaring the daylights out of them, or any other reaction one might have at suddenly having someone appear out of no where right in front of them.]

You know, I could give a really long list of things that just plain suck about right now. [Her voice realy gives it away that she's been yelling for most of the time she's been gone, but that won't stop her from complaining.]

But the big two are that they decided to drop me in a cold-ish stream, and I. can't. see! If they can do something like that, why didn't they just shut me up? They would've been less annoyed, and I wouldn't be waking up in WATER!

...Guess it could be worse...Oh! If anybody comes looking for me, be loud, or something sharp will be heading your way.  I don't like people sneaking up on me.


[And with that, she's going to set her journal on the only dry part of her; her head, so all you get is a picture of the trees. But she's not moving until someone finds her, if only to avoid the possible embarrassment of walking into a tree.

She is in pretty good shape though, considering. She has a few bruises here and there like she got into a fight, and since she had no weapon, she couldn't properly defend herself...Other than that, she's just tired, though it's not like she'll show it unless you catch her nodding off while she's laying there.]

So it's official. You know you're bored out of your mind when you start talking to a book to look for entertainment. It almost makes you sound like a loony person.

So I've been here a week, and...nothing. I have a normal, boring life!! I thought interesting things were supposed to happen here, but all I've done is find a place to live, and listened to a book. I'M GOING CRAZY!

...I guess two things here have me wondering...Can someone here tell me how 7th Heaven was named? There's a bar back home named that, and in a place like this, I'm gonna guess that it's not a coincidence. Was a girl named Tifa here at some point?

Next, I actually found materia! Three of 'em! So now I know Vincent wasn't looking for them. BUT if you see a big tree with a good sized hole going right through it, just thought I should tell you that was my bad. The tree seems okay though...there's still leaves on it...

Now what are you supposed to say when that's all you gotta say on this thing? That's all? The end? Over and out?

I like over and out! Let's go with that!


[So after Yuffie's ramblings over the journals, it's not hard to spot the ninja running around the village. She's decided to go on her own made up mission. And what kind of mission might that be you ask? Well...there's no organization to it at all, she's just looking for someone fun to talk to, or mess with.

How? Well she's gotten bored enough to tie a materia to some invisible string, and dangle it from a tree she's sorta hiding in. (You won't see her unless you're looking) Now what will you do with this random shiny thing floating in mid-air, hm? It's oh so very tempting.

If that yeilds boring results, later in the day there is a ninja stalking you. You might just be getting some food, taking a walk in the woods, or even in your house. But wherever you are, there just migtht be a ninja watching you, and if you're good enough, you might just spot her. She's curious as to why no one else is going stir crazy like her, and is only watching to see what others do for fun. It's not for any creepy sort of reason, really!]